stantard bean army

$STANTARD

we stan. we don't understand.

the reserve currency of the regarded 🫡

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The Sacred Contract

CA: coming soon

only trust the CA posted here and on our X. gud tek.

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Standard Reserve logowe worship the Standard Reserve protocol. King of the Markets. (not affiliated, we just stan)

The TARDIFIER™

upload your pfp. slap on a helmet. become a stantard. AI mode makes the art for you; manual sticker mode below runs 100% in your browser.

upload a pfp first. the AI redraws you as a stantard (your pic is sent to our AI once, not stored).

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MEME ARMORY

Submit your meme

no backend yet (we don't understand servers). post it on X with #STANTARD and tag @us. best ones get added to the armory.

How to be a Stantard

"mother is pumping"
gud tek
periodt.
stream the chart
it's giving 12.25x
check in daily. stay in good standing.
it was not a bundle
all hail the chief bootlicker
open a branch. get a bank charter. don't ask what that means.

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